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Agency Bullshit Guard

Agency Bullshit Guard


Sick of the same old excuses from your agency?
We decided it was time to put an end to cowboy-ish behaviour, until we realised, that isn’t really possible. So we developed our debut vaporware, “Agency Bullshit Guard.” It installs on any smartphone, and if your agency tries any tricks to obfuscate their way out of responsibility, the app shouts with disdain: “AGENCY BULLSHIT DETECTED!”.

Version 2.0 Currently Detects:
– Jargon, Gibberish, and Other Nonsense
– Hilarious Overpricing
– Obfuscation by PowerPoint
– Pointless Busywork
– “Flights of Fancy” Reporting
– Fictional Timesheets
– Worthless and Desperate Cross selling

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Meet the team

Jon Buchan
Hannah Brown
Jenny Longmuir
Tess Bowles
Lee Buchan
Asher Baker
Bree Van Zyl
Sam Reynolds
Aida Staskeviciute
Laura Reddington
Dipak Hemraj
Jess Collett
Gemma MacNaught
Laila Khan
Gary Buchan
James Hackney
Stuart Lawrence

Jon Buchan Chief Executive Officer
07949 283 785
Hannah Brown Creative Yet Technical Manager
07453 779 030
Jenny Longmuir Content Marketing Editor
Tess Bowles Social Media & Content Marketing Manager
Lee Buchan SEO and Social Media Executive
Asher Baker SEO & PPC Manager (and Lord)
07525 744 178
Bree Van Zyl Video Productionista
Sam Reynolds Copywriter
Aida Staskeviciute Graphic Designer
Laura Reddington Copywriter
Dipak Hemraj All Rounder
Jess Collett Copywriter
Gemma MacNaught Head of UX and Conversion Rate Optimisation
Laila Khan Head of PR
Gary Buchan Managing Director
07525 839 157
James Hackney Client Services Manager
07725 209 820
Stuart Lawrence Chief Technical Officer
07725 209 819

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