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Agency Bullshit Guard


Agency Bullshit Guard

 

Sick of the same old excuses from your agency?
We decided it was time to put an end to cowboy-ish behaviour, until we realised, that isn’t really possible. So we developed our debut vaporware, “Agency Bullshit Guard.” It installs on any smartphone, and if your agency tries any tricks to obfuscate their way out of responsibility, the app shouts with disdain: “AGENCY BULLSHIT DETECTED!”.

Version 2.0 Currently Detects:
– Jargon, Gibberish, and Other Nonsense
– Hilarious Overpricing
– Obfuscation by PowerPoint
– Pointless Busywork
– “Flights of Fancy” Reporting
– Fictional Timesheets
– Worthless and Desperate Cross selling

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Meet the team

Jon Buchan
Hannah Brown
Jenny Longmuir
Tess Bowles
Lee Buchan
Asher Baker
Bree Van Zyl
Sam Reynolds
Aida Staskeviciute
Laura Reddington
Dipak Hemraj
Jess Collett
Gemma MacNaught
Laila Khan
Gary Buchan
James Hackney
Stuart Lawrence

Jon Buchan Chief Executive Officer jon@renderpositive.com
07949 283 785
Hannah Brown Creative Yet Technical Manager hannah@renderpositive.com
07453 779 030
Jenny Longmuir Content Marketing Editor jenny@renderpositive.com
Tess Bowles Social Media & Content Marketing Manager tess@renderpositive.com
Lee Buchan SEO and Social Media Executive lee@renderpositive.com
Asher Baker SEO & PPC Manager (and Lord) asher@renderpositive.com
07525 744 178
Bree Van Zyl Video Productionista briarley.vanzyl@renderpositive.com
Sam Reynolds Copywriter sam@renderpositive.com
Aida Staskeviciute Graphic Designer aida@renderpositive.com
Laura Reddington Copywriter laura.reddington@renderpositive.com
Dipak Hemraj All Rounder dipak@renderpositive.com
Jess Collett Copywriter jess@renderpositive.com
Gemma MacNaught Head of UX and Conversion Rate Optimisation gemma@renderpositive.com
Laila Khan Head of PR laila@renderpositive.com
Gary Buchan Managing Director gary@renderpositive.com
07525 839 157
James Hackney Client Services Manager james@renderpositive.com
07725 209 820
Stuart Lawrence Chief Technical Officer stuart@renderpositive.com
07725 209 819



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