Sick of the same old excuses from your agency?
We decided it was time to put an end to cowboy-ish behaviour, until we realised, that isn’t really possible. So we developed our debut vaporware, “Agency Bullshit Guard.” It installs on any smartphone, and if your agency tries any tricks to obfuscate their way out of responsibility, the app shouts with disdain: “AGENCY BULLSHIT DETECTED!”.
Version 2.0 Currently Detects:
– Jargon, Gibberish, and Other Nonsense
– Hilarious Overpricing
– Obfuscation by PowerPoint
– Pointless Busywork
– “Flights of Fancy” Reporting
– Fictional Timesheets
– Worthless and Desperate Cross selling
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